Drive-by casualty

Anonymous - - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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gonad_gobbler 1

The horrid memory of this event is going to....drive you insane.

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PaulB123 11

Least you're worth something, right!?

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pslcdsl 9

At least OP wasn't worth a watermelon.

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Krirn 21

It was cashew were wearing the wrong colors.

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nofearjenshere 12

Hopefully it walnut happen again.

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SpottedZebra42 14

Just be glad those were the only nuts thrown at your face....

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HaraAishi 8

32, the mental images from your comment...

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biggerthanlife 0

Comn! Free food in todays economy, ill take a bag of nuts in the mouth! Teabag style (:

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I've got a sack of two, that work out for ya? -.-

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perdix 29

If you wore those sexy short shorts like I told you, they would have been cashews! (If you were female, macadamias.)

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br0ccoli 14

I think gay people should band together and do drive by redecorations. They can come to my block any day! As for you, you'll have to settle for drive by peanutting by those damn runaway elephants.

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br0ccoli 14

I wouldn't be offended if someone said I had fabulous style.

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