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failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML

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Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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blah - 02/06/2020 23:00

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML

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a-non - 02/02/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

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woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

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kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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Queensland 27

Thursday 26 February 2015 10:49

And you just... Let him hump your leg?

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Thursday 26 February 2015 10:48

At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?

Calingaladha 21

Friday 27 February 2015 9:51

Hey, at least he likes you. My boyfriend once started humping me in his sleep.

lmbachman 23

Friday 27 February 2015 16:36

Sometimes I wish for it to be like that so I can just go to sleep ...

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Friday 27 February 2015 16:38

Sometimes I wish for it to be like that so I can just go to sleep ...

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Saturday 28 February 2015 13:54

my bf does the same thing when we're sleeping. Haha i have to hit him to make him stop

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Saturday 28 February 2015 20:29

If he feels attracted to you.. Be happy better than him humping some other girls leg

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Sunday 1 March 2015 21:52

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "doggy style"

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Saturday 21 March 2015 8:51

Hahaha sorry this post just made me laugh really hard! I am sorry to hear he does that though :/

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Monday 23 March 2015 5:03

Awww how adorable

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Thursday 24 September 2015 23:29

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Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

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Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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