AITA and Money: Desperate

Desperate

By tp2014 - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jesup

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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Comments

scorcher1029 2

Saturday 30 August 2014 4:18

Thats being an asshole... -__-

UniqueGummyBear 8

Friday 26 September 2014 6:59

couldn't you have just asked someone?

laurellkawes 31

Friday 15 January 2016 4:19

Why not just ask your parents or friends?

spleeN_fml 4

Friday 22 January 2016 4:46

you deserve to fail.

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