Sports and Miscellaneous: Denied!

Denied!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML

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MiseryLotus 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:59

How is that grounds for disqualification? And shouldn't they have told you before the race started that you were disqualified?

SilentGround 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:02

this actually is an fml. i'm sorry, that really sucks. don't let it weigh you down though, it'll only make you feel bad in the long run. :/

Comments

PredyJessica 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:57

i would've been real pissed..sucks for you

nick5507 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:27

Lol, im so sorry. At least you have a time that you can shoot to beat next time. :D

nick5507 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:30

@ #28, some smaller schools, or high school, don't have DQ lights. Our pool doesn't.

ckibbe10 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:43

once the official say take your mark...you cant move one bit. so dont and some of the best swimmers in the world do this too so dont feel to bad about it