Cultural differences

By Thongy - 07/04/2020 20:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? My Australian friend sent me a message saying I'd left my thongs at his house. My boyfriend still refuses to believe that they call flip-flops thongs in Australia. FML

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Comments

leximichelle 13

Thursday 9 April 2020 23:33

Just ask your Aussie friend to send you a picture of the “thongs” to show your boyfriend. Maybe then he’ll understand.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 April 2020 20:32

When I was a little kid in the early 90s, we called them thongs. I mean, they're technically floss for your toes... Actual thongs are floss for your butt. So it makes sense.