Miscellaneous: Cruisin' for a bruisin' - FML

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 7 January 2021 23:07

Press charges.

old drifter 2

Friday 8 January 2021 0:31

life always sucks, especially for us. So we have to change. For example, you should learn how to beat back next time

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 7 January 2021 23:07

Press charges.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 8 January 2021 0:01

Ever heard of a mirror?

old drifter 2

Friday 8 January 2021 0:31

life always sucks, especially for us. So we have to change. For example, you should learn how to beat back next time

ghostinflames 13

Friday 8 January 2021 9:15

Amen to this!

Warp1978 15

Friday 8 January 2021 23:05

That sounds like my childhood, you have two options. Call the police and try and get them arrested for assault or take it. I don't recommend taking it

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