Creeped out

By Anonymous - 26/03/2020 14:06

Today, I found out my husband only started to date me because he thinks I look like his daughter. She was 5 at that time. FML

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Aiden89 23

Thursday 26 March 2020 14:14

What the f***

Patrick Arthur 1

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:07

I’m guessing it’s so she could pass as her mom in public...

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Aiden89 23

Thursday 26 March 2020 14:14

What the f***

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 March 2020 16:23

On this site, you don't need to use asterisks. The slogan is "**** is our first name."

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 26 March 2020 15:54

Isn't Donald Trump married?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 March 2020 15:55

Do you also have to call him Daddy?

sydthekid2000 5

Thursday 26 March 2020 19:25

Red flag!

demix_fml 32

Thursday 26 March 2020 21:28

Creepy

Patrick Arthur 1

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:07

I’m guessing it’s so she could pass as her mom in public...

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 2:59

Yeah I was thinking that too. This is one of those rare situations where she isn’t thinking deep enough into it

daddycaitlin 13

Thursday 26 March 2020 23:43

I hope it’s so you’d pass as the mom, if not, I’d get out now.

Itsheragain 9

Friday 27 March 2020 4:45

uhm..you need to RUN NOW

jriley4u 17

Friday 27 March 2020 7:25

Either way, your husband is weird.

juggalo2 21

Friday 27 March 2020 12:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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