Weird, Roommate, Hair and Miscellaneous: Creative

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I discovered that my new roommate likes to take the loose hair when she showers and make shapes with it on the shower wall. She calls it art. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:46

there's nothing wrong with that- I do it ! lol it's just annoying having stringy hairs all over you

ilikethebeatles 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:46

quit being so bitchy and enjoy her art, for all you know she could die tomorrow.

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QueenUK 21

Sunday 26 February 2017 19:45

I don't see anything wrong with that, I do it a lot and so does my daughter. (when I get her out I see it, shes 6 y/o)

QueenUK 21

Monday 8 May 2017 6:23

actually alot of people do that, me included

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