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Cost effective

By Reallynotthatfat - 04/08/2023 00:02 - Germany - Gross-Bieberau

Today, I arrived at a cheap but nice hotel. I normally couldn't pay for it, but it was only slightly more expensive than camping, so I decided to treat myself. Ten minutes after arriving, I felt dizzy while standing in the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and broke the lid almost in half. It'll cost me 50 euros extra. FML

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Gubbon 17

Saturday 5 August 2023 4:25

Honestly, that's very cheap.

1known 30

Friday 11 August 2023 20:43

They don’t have insurance?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 August 2023 0:52

"Reallynotthatfat?" Hotel toilet seat often shatter like potato chips when ordinary people sit on them. Happens all the time! I'm sure you are OK.

Gubbon 17

Saturday 5 August 2023 4:25

Honestly, that's very cheap.

1known 30

Friday 11 August 2023 20:43

They don’t have insurance?

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