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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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suppressed08 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:17

Good times...Goood times...

Serec 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 12:26

ahem, I watch **** on my iPod all night.

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YeahCourse 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 2:19

YDI for not being more discreet and doin it while ur mom was there

meepingoreos 6

Tuesday 17 June 2014 14:05

Hey, birthday buddy! July 28 is mine too.

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