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By Hover Hand - 21/11/2012 02:37 - United States - Merchantville

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Wednesday 21 November 2012 8:57

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

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You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

Comments

ThatChick151 2

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:58

Don't worry, girls don't have cooties anymore. ;)

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 19 December 2013 1:19

Omg Are you the original hover-hand? :D

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 23 February 2014 21:55

Hahaha that sucks XD! It's not a big deal if you just put your arm around her shoulders. Just don't touch her boobs or her butt and you'll be fine.

ByeTech 10

Wednesday 4 March 2015 15:42

Why did you hover anyway? I personally would like that if we were strangers because I hate it when people I don't know touch me, even if it's just an arm around the shoulders. Don't feel bad, at least you were respectful.