Health: Charming

Charming

By FootyFoot - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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kiran_fml 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:07

What a horrible mother.

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Roll home?

Comments

VampasarousRex 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 14:56

That's horrible parenting.

Azail 15

Wednesday 7 March 2012 15:38

Then she surely has a funny way of showing it especially with the way she worded the text message..

HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:40

don't take the bus OP, take a taxi, or maybe even a limousine, the most expensive line in town, then make your mom pay for it.

StromyG2 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:10

I'm sorry, I said you deserve it before I realized you were at the hospital. FYL, you don't deserve it.

nani_rox 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:24

Some mom...

liftedyoda 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:33

Hah what a beauty

Jstarbreezy 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:07

So we'll crawl till we can walk again :)......

Jstarbreezy 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:09

So we'll crawl,Till we can walk again :).......

zander4310 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 7:14

i hope she was drunk...

jazmynwashere 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:51

Lololololol

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