Kids: Catch!

Catch!

By babybreath - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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brittanycraze 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:05

Thats gross.

kelllieeee_ 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss

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18scarymary18 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:50

I feel ill..... deff FYL Still you can embarrass your cousin with the story when she's older!

Bushkabob 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:51

That's her way of saying she loves you.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:53

it was delicious, no?

Lebb 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:58

2 girls 1 cup ;)

crownme 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:58

Wtffff have you no shame ? How the hell could you even share this with us ? Lol jp but that is nasty

TispyOwl 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:59

I've watched America's Funniest Home Videos enough to know that holding the baby up like that is practically an invitation for it to throw up in your mouth.