Money, Transportation, Cars and Accident: Carefree

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife got rear-ended and won't call the police, file an insurance claim, or send a photo of the wreck. She's too busy boozing it up in the city with her girlfriend. This is going to be an expensive lesson in adulting. FML

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Thaylok 17

Wednesday 26 July 2023 15:24

If she was boozing it up, what are the chances she was driving drunk and floored it in reverse into someone's parked car?

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 26 July 2023 19:32

make her pay it. if she can't then that's a her problem

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poopface82 23

Wednesday 26 July 2023 14:23

How expensive? Will it include a divorce? Perhaps it should.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 26 July 2023 15:24

If she was boozing it up, what are the chances she was driving drunk and floored it in reverse into someone's parked car?

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 26 July 2023 19:32

make her pay it. if she can't then that's a her problem

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 July 2023 20:29

Are you trying to get her to turn herself in for DUI?

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