Miscellaneous: Can't take it anymore

Can't take it anymore

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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cymruambyth 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:48

well it does have a crappy job

jbird1193 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:55

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

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lexi_223 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:04

I see what you did there

HD103 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:17

nice pun

Crazy4Christ 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:31

gross

NinjaKat99 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:18

anybody who said it was OP's fault, how could It be?

atomicbaboon 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:57

it's his fault because s/he has amazingly giant dookies.

mog85 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:09

good one

CptGap 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:13

nice pun OP

thisdue1775 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:13

it's his turn now

ijustlaugh 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:20

kudos to you for being so clever!

monkji10 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:51

lol

Sgrocks 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:39

LMAO I luv da way he phrased it lol xD

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