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Big awkward moment

JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia

Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML

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SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 9:37

Maybe you should have sex with your pants off.

lalala2012 2

Friday 6 August 2010 9:35

u only lasted 3 minutes?!? that's pathetic

amayaa_fml 7

Friday 6 August 2010 17:39

oh wow lol something like that would happen to me

imagineapc 11

Friday 6 August 2010 17:54

You people are stupid. His mom saved the voicemail to validate her punishment for him. Most parents aren't okay with their kids having sex, hence the punishment, hence he saved voicemail to validate said punishment. And yes, it is possible to have sex when a guy is still wearing pants. He can unzip his fly, whip his dick out, and away they go.

anlhawks 5

Friday 6 August 2010 18:18

I think 3 is cute :3 sucks op I wudve been like "hmm who sent you that ?" "it's from you " " ohhh haha oh that day yeah well this person from the matress place came to help me fix my bed " " ur bed broke ?" " yeah o broke ijshxbsjxjsksbjalsc

julien672 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:21

FYL man :( but at the same tine YDI. dont wear any pants next time (; still. feel bad for ya dude. And um,, his phone coulda sent it by then,, cuz he's saying the voicemail only lasted 3 minutes. it couldve been one of those phones that have a limited time for voicemails

slowlybreakingme 14

Friday 6 August 2010 18:35

three minutes? ouch. and uh..... were you having sex with your pants ON? sounds like a personal problem

amarie92 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:02

she probably pleasures herself to it

UmbraeCatervae 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:06

3 and 5 shouldnt be talking shit their probably 12 year olds who havnt even kissed a girl. That sucks OP talk about an akward moment

Critter456 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:07

well, my phone called my husband & left him a voice mail while me & my best friend were talking about periods... but yours is worse... don't you have some kind of key board lock?