Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Beep beep - FML

Beep beep

By Crash - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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lizamaphone 6

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

wow are you that immature XD

paid2think 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

Haa nice going smartass!

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angery191 4

Monday 16 January 2012 19:29

next time worry about yourself, not worth killing yourself over!. one day karma will get her..

boycrazy30007 12

Thursday 1 March 2012 14:29

You're a dumbass. She was wrong to text and drive but you were just stupid.

SumoGodzilla 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 2:16

Always pay attention to the road..

Schala360 27

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:15

idiot

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 5 December 2017 8:45

So your solution to someone not paying attention to driving is to not pay attention to driving? ??????

timon6442 6

Thursday 1 March 2018 20:46

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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