Intimacy: Balls!

Balls!

By BigmouthStrikesAgain - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 8:46

Lol balls....

latinking13 8

Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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scissorluvvv22 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:21

i bet that created an awkward moment

InvertedNipples 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:08

That's what she said?

thehauf 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:34

My balls

zembof 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:08

Was he laughing or scared?

babyseastar 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:45

He's like I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK

Lulu714 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:45

Balls to you

bbiiaattcchh13 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:24

What's up with this guy... Always thinking nasty

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 26 August 2011 10:15

ballbag. rofl

j3ebrules 13

Friday 23 September 2011 22:49

awkward situation, but seriously that's just funny!

stevie125 0

Monday 10 October 2011 21:11

thats when its time to quit being on his team

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