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Bad idea

By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

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fifi125 21

Thursday 26 November 2015 12:02

There's a reason that sign is there. YDI

gosh_mate 30

Thursday 26 November 2015 12:09

YDI. There was a clear warning and you chose to ignore it.

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EarlFug 19

Friday 27 November 2015 3:10

Do you ignore wet cement signs too? High voltage? Stay out of tiger cage?

teechur 15

Friday 27 November 2015 21:27

Managed to get into college, yet can't follow simple directions on a sign with four words on it.

fred075 2

Saturday 28 November 2015 2:58

haha

evlbb2 2

Sunday 6 December 2015 7:38

People like you man. I work in a lab and its like NO FOOD OR DRINKS everywhere and somehow these college idiots can't seem to comprehend that. YDI

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