Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 036 Share Tweet Share
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 515 You deserved it 3 726
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 081 You deserved it 48 779
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 913 You deserved it 191
Today, tanning session on a heavenly beach in Bali. A local seller came to me and showed me the swimsuits that she was selling. She also add with a big smile: “I have big size for you!” FML I agree, your life sucks 668 You deserved it 100
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 018 You deserved it 421
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML I agree, your life sucks 351 You deserved it 708
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)