Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy - FML

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

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Gringo_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:35

good stuff

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:45

pie guy amen you know what would be the best if she wasn't wearing any underwear and it turned into a porno :) think about it

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:43

sadly...im kinda turned on by this.

myshadow_89 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:46

that is very embarrassing but at least you had underwear on.

genki008 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:53

Hi, can you come babysit for me? ;)

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:43

oh my...sadly...im kinda turned on by this. hahahahha

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:56

genki008 i have a feeling is a sex offender lol

Rocket_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:54

LMFAO.

peidit 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:51

lol and why were you wearing it?

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:53

ya at least you had your underwear

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