Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy - FML

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

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JGoD24 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:53

I'd like to hire your babysitting service!

Brendan3693 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:26

you're supposed to be paid by the parent, not pay them. did u at least get a tip?

mayaloncar001 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:12

why would you wear a thong to a BABYsitting job in the first place? no one's gonna see it honey. YDI

Jesterjd80 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:40

I'd tap that azz

Natty23 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:12

I wish I was there!

viciouspanda 0

Monday 19 September 2011 8:00

That's why you don't wear sweatpants you can't tie tight in public lol.

devo221 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:47

To all you guys tryin to hit on her get a life it's FML not a dating site

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 23:45

Why not? If it's acceptable public conversation...

NeverGiveUp97 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:02

Quick question..why are you wearing a thong to babysit?

replik_fml 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:26

good idea for a ****

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 23:46

Bow Chicka Wow Wowwww. Man that was RUFFFF!

Aliciaisbabies 2

Monday 13 February 2012 18:24

Oh wow, that's emBAREASSing...

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