Intimacy: Awkward soundtrack - FML

Awkward soundtrack

By Byron fiddles - 24/02/2009 11:57 - Hungary

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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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marny_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:36

what the **** kind of song is that.

yay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:48

I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.

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Owl1238 1

Monday 7 June 2010 13:01

Pretty sure it was a book on tape.....

boredasFACK 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 2:08

isn't that like a song by good Charlotte

atok 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 15:07

Oh my goth!!

haf2001 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:14

don't iPods automatically pause when the headphone cord is pulled out?? ya know, preventing this from happening? I know mine does.

emiley0413 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:53

I <3 tech9

LegitDGK 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:58

beautiful by eminem

thatdood13 1

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:51

lmao 10 win! :P

Deverz 10

Monday 20 September 2010 12:51

ydi for being a retard

guitar0501 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:31

the end of lifeless by Chelsea grin is like that...just throwing that out there...

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Thursday 16 December 2010 8:20

I love Rob <3 and Sherri Moon Zombie .

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