School, Mental health, Death and Miscellaneous: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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By Allie - 26/08/2021 15:01 - United States - Tyler

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 16:08

I'm sorry that your teacher is an asshole.

malfoyfreak 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 16:08

What a nice teacher.

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Youdontloveme 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:15

That's when you give the teacher the finger and say, "**** off *****" that's what I do.

cj92 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:19

you suck

chesoes 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:27

This is kinda funny:) lol but then kinda sad :(

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:42

Should've bitch slapped them.

xxTanKxx2009 2

Friday 27 January 2012 0:06

wow that's not nice

weatherxveins 29

Friday 27 January 2012 0:19

Has this been posted before, here or somewhere else? I could swear I've seen it before...

Mickie1 4

Friday 27 January 2012 0:23

Yeah teacher's are just a rude as the kids

SarcasticParadox 1

Friday 27 January 2012 0:26

Im sure you can sue for that. People sue over the craziest things.

RrLSf19 0

Friday 27 January 2012 0:57

Screw that teacher!

CrAzYcHiC13 1

Friday 27 January 2012 1:05

Some1 needs 2 slap tht teacher

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:32

You know, they don't charge by the letter here, you Can type "someone" the way anyone with a brain and a second grade education should be able to

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