Transportation Are you OK?

Are you OK?

dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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gnofin - - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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Trashed

Millie07 - 07/11/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML

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This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Sorry, I guess…

NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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Hero complex

Anonymous - 27/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was walking through a Tesco's car park when I saw a shopping trolley slowly rolling towards me. I figured I’d be a hero and stop it before it hit a car. As I grabbed it, I slipped on a patch of ice and crashed straight into the cart, sending right it into the car I was trying to protect, denting the door. FML

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Supermarket crash

Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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Bennyboy1985 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:32

What a ******* bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:26

that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.

Embarassment 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:04

Man, you shouldve put another few dents in. What an idiot.

k1420 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:09

She's a dick.

xohaleyuxo 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:51

sue her!!!!

Wendelaa 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:33

I agree with #3 and besides, u can get her arrested for that.

quiddity 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:25

Some people are so self-centered. It's ridiculous.

retardthinkswhat 3

Friday 7 August 2009 4:16

well u could have just beat her ass since it is tecnicaly selfdefense

ThaMC 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:58

(if you could do any of this) 1. pour milk down her handbag 2. key " I'm a f***ing B**ch all over her car. 3.Slash her tires 4. break a window with a sharp object... Like Her FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh!!! Also: sugar in the gas tank, potato in the tailpipe, removal of stereo

VraelVhalen 0

Monday 28 September 2009 7:13

#1. Get her license plate number. #2. if you didnt break any bones and you werent hurt too bad, beat the ******* shit out of that bitch.

Luvin_life_17 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:14

awww that sucks!!!!she is a bitch!!!!!sue her hunt her down and beat her car with a baseball bat that will definitely put some dents in it!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!revenge