Family, Death, Pranks and Funerals: Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Monday 27 March 2017 12:39

That's honestly messed up that your mom told you AFTER he died. If it is true, I'm sorry OP. Sincerest condolences from me.

howdmynosego 12

Monday 27 March 2017 12:16

Umm

Comments

howdmynosego 12

Monday 27 March 2017 12:16

Umm

yehnah 1

Monday 27 March 2017 12:27

so many questions..

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 28 March 2017 14:06

Most of which, OP doesn't want to know the answer to.

maharb01 17

Monday 27 March 2017 12:30

no wonder your "dad" wouldn't go

RWBY_RubyRose 9

Monday 27 March 2017 15:21

He didn't have a choice…

FrozenMusic 26

Monday 27 March 2017 12:39

That's honestly messed up that your mom told you AFTER he died. If it is true, I'm sorry OP. Sincerest condolences from me.

scottie96 1

Monday 27 March 2017 13:02

Was it? If that's a joke, then kudos to your mom. (Ill-timed but funny) If not then that's sooo messed up! Why wouldn't she tell you until after he died?!