Health, Painful, Clumsy and Injury: All over the place

All over the place

By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 12:00

Today, I managed to somehow trip and fall on my back twice within just two hours. My back didn’t hurt the first time, but it sure does now. FML

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Saturday 20 May 2023 14:33

Well, now you know your limit. From now on, plan your trips accordingly.

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Saturday 20 May 2023 15:36

I would suggest to be more careful, and consult a chiropractor.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 May 2023 14:33

Well, now you know your limit. From now on, plan your trips accordingly.

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Surprised it wasn't the homemade *****/lightbulb/gerbil.

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Saturday 20 May 2023 15:36

I would suggest to be more careful, and consult a chiropractor.

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