Intimacy: Ahem - FML

Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Monday 30 March 2009 9:44

Next time use a cell phone.

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Monday 30 March 2009 9:51

HAHAHAHA. don't you have a cell phone???

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