Work and Embarrassing: Ah, push it! Push it real good!

Ah, push it! Push it real good!

By Jeff99 - 12/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML

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Maybe getting a tattoo of the layout of the building on the back of your hand would help.

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Sunday 12 January 2025 3:40

Maybe getting a tattoo of the layout of the building on the back of your hand would help.

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