#1 Dad!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 04:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML

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As a parent myself, i can see just how ****** up this is. im so sorry, op.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 4 October 2019 1:18

sorry to see he's a deadbeat dad...

shannon2348 14

Saturday 15 February 2020 20:55

Good god woman. Take a hint. ydi

peterblack67 9

Saturday 16 January 2021 20:14

Only one? Where in the world is he the rest if the time??

randybryant799 20

Monday 13 September 2021 15:36

Geez. Take the hint.

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