By Kayla_BlowPop - 03/01/2014 08:34 - Canada - Amherst
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By FMLPLZ - 03/01/2014 02:52 - United States - Milwaukee
Nice neighborhood
By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin
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By fuck off, dad - 02/01/2014 17:07 - United States - Philadelphia
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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo
By claubea11 - 01/01/2014 05:17 - Puerto Rico - Ponce
Bonding moment
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By Caimimi - 30/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Ingleside
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Hey OP here. I hadn't been up all that long and our dog started barking at something so I went to check it out. I open the door and there she is cutting all of my calla lily stems! I was incredibly baffled that she would just walk up onto the porch and do that. What I said to her was "Uhm.. Those are my flowers.." (such mean and rude fighting words!) She then took off like a bat out of hell while knocking off the plant pot onto the concrete below. (I think knocking it over was purely accidental but it still doesn't excuse what she was doing.) I got dressed and went next door to ask what the heck that was all about and she "informed" me that I must have mistaken her for someone else. After a few minutes of arguing I gave up and came back to clean up the mess. I figured I would just not worry about it, certainly nothing worth involving the law. On the plus side, about noon there was a knock on my door and a slightly larger, new plant pot was sitting on my porch with no one around. (I wonder who left it.. Hmmmm...) The actual act of picking the flowers doesn't bug me too terribly seeing as my niece picks the flowers almost every time one blooms. It is the lack of honesty that caused the issue for me.
By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge
Lost
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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John
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By sydstreet - 25/12/2013 15:33 - United States - Dallas
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My mother is an alcoholic who refuses help. She gets drunk and violent so I'll try not to sue her over that! thanks pal I feel so much better!!!!
By holiday from hell - 25/12/2013 01:12 - United States - Ridgewood
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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel
A blessing and a curse
By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner
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Hey, I'm the OP. My pipes burst at about 2:00 AM so I couldn't take water from neighbours or call a friend. We figured out they froze at like five PM and we were all trying to unfreeze them. At that point it was just the hot water that didn't work. It actually happened to us once already, and we fixed it so we didn't think it was a big deal until they burst. We called the plumber the next day and we had water by the time I woke up. It was just my little sister and I who were melting the snow, because we were the only ones who had to pee. We made a really big mess and my sister kept flushing the toilet before we actually had enough water, making us have to start all over again. It was a horrible experience and my older brother refused to help. But now, it's just a really funny story to tell.