By nubs - 27/09/2018 15:30
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Time waster
By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles
Jeez, chill out dude
By Anonymous - 22/01/2023 17:30 - Australia - Peakhurst
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By MySonshine7 - 07/03/2016 16:23 - United States - Redding
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Busted
By newniece - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States
By Abby - 17/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Watertown
Collector's items
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 08:23 - Canada
By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara
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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa
Stuck in traffic
By WhataStrangeTripThisIs - 18/09/2020 05:25
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OP here! I got the car as a Christmas present from my fiance. My previous car was totaled by an ex (intentionally, another FML) and I'm a poor single mom, so I didn't have much choice except to learn how to drive it asap or walk. I was doing fairly well, but was in a line of cars on a hill, with the car behind me a few inches off my bumper. The First and Reverse are right next to each other, and in a panic, I couldn't figure out if I was in Reverse. On a hill you have to really hit the gas or you roll back. I couldn't tell which gear I was in, so the choice was not hit the gas hard enough and roll into the car behind me, or maybe accidentally in R and floor it into the car behind me. Had a blank moment of panic. The crossing guard was a sweetheart and pulled my car out for me so I could take a few breaths. Then cheered me on when I recovered and peeled out! P.S. This does not make me just another stupid American.
A teenage dream's so hard to beat…
By parenting fail - 20/09/2020 11:01 - United States
Out of control
By Detroitman125 - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By outthelabyrynth - 27/08/2013 14:46 - Netherlands - Egelshoek
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Okay, maybe break the piano was a bit of a drastic solution. It's really heavy and my dad got it as a gift from one of his patients, so I'm not really familiar with the thing. It's really old and out of tune, we do get it tuned once in a while, but it doesn't make any difference. We are trying to find someone who's interested in it, since we don't use it anymore, and for that reason we had placed the piano in a side part of the house. I'm a responsible cat owner and I know that when you get a new cat you have to let it get used to your house room by room. Unfortunately for us, it was the piano room... I still have no idea how she got in, since the piano is a really massive thing, no holes or stuff like that. We had to take of the front (which also happens when it gets tuned) to get her out, but she was completely fine and so was the piano, so, that turned out all right :) For those of you who were asking if I bought or adopted the cat, I meant bought. I really think adopting is better! But this cat species is hypo-allergic, and since my dad is allergic to cats, this was the only way we could get one. I've wanted a cat for whole my life and after 16 years, my dream came true, and everyone here loves our little kitty :) I laughed at all your musical kitty jokes, and thanks for all the advice! Happy holidays xxx
DMV blues
By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States
Which side are you on?
By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
QAnon weirdoes
By my kid! - 24/10/2020 14:02 - United States
By mvjunkie - 26/01/2017 16:41
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hey guys OP again so like I said in my first comment I really wasn't social during that time. when my husband deploys I don't stay in the town we are stationed, there's no point in me staying alone with no one and two kids if I can move closer to family and at the very least have someone around for emergencies. so that's probably a big reason no one came. but bright side of life she still had fun, she had a second party with family and on her actual birthday her and I went out caught a movie and other stuff so she's not scared by any means. Either way i really appreciate all of the support and kind words, yall rock!
Psycho
By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States
All shook up
By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57
By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States
Birds aren't real
By difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia
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By Guilpie - 29/01/2017 16:00 - Germany - Heidelberg
In through the out door
By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States
By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew
By Vomit - 17/12/2018 05:00
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OP here. I'll start by saying I'm leaving tis job voluntarily. I'm moving to a new town, I'll actually be making more at my new job. I have no hard feelings towards my current company. They even offered to pay me more to get me to stay, but sadly they don't have a branch in the town I'm moving too. To be clear this is a manager position I worked up too and they decided to raise the starting pay of my job after they started looking for someone. Apparently they think if the pay is good enough they might get someone as close to how good I am. So I took that As a compliment, I don't plan on screwing the new girl over. I just find it funny they wait until they are losing me to finally listen to me about how my department is under appreciated. I do wish them all the best though, they are making some great strides to being better. Sorry for the long response!