By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00
The Top
By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton
Not a med student
By indefiniteforest - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Hillsboro
By ashamed - 22/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn
Get back here
By justhereforlaughs - 12/09/2011 22:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 18:00
By JC - 06/12/2009 04:30 - United States
By NotYourCopyEditor - 06/05/2019 22:00
Unfair dismissal
By representative - 20/04/2017 00:00
By Dandy - 23/12/2016 17:25
By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne
By AnnoyedAggie16 - 05/12/2016 09:14 - United States - Cypress
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By YumeWolf - 03/10/2015 23:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht
YumeWolf tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!
By Anonymous - 24/05/2017 22:00
Family affair
By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States
Typical
By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 20:54 - United States - Woodbridge
By PandaSuicide - 01/07/2019 06:29
Hear this?
By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton
By Jelly_Hell - 03/11/2016 20:24
Baby fever
By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States
By Jade - 15/10/2016 11:22 - United Kingdom - Wembley
Surprise, MFer!
By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States
By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem
Catching up
By XRayXLopez1 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
The Trifecta
By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30
By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01
Bad boys, bad boys
By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States
Lazy boi
By Needlongerarms - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Israel - Tel Aviv
By n3rdzgotskillz - 07/09/2016 02:45 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
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Hi it's me! I'd totally have clicked YDI as well. My MA is only a year old at my university. It's the first year they're doing Creative Writing, so everything is still in beta mode. I picked my topic and basically wrote about what my tutor told me to. Unfortunately, due to miscommunication within the Creative Writing department, none of the lecturers were sure what I was supposed to be writing until about a month ago - so even though the research I'd done was what my tutor told me to, it's not the research I was supposed to. Thankfully, my lecturers have taken responsibility for giving me false information, and they've apologised to me and extended the deadline to the end of January. Also - I saw my tutor fortnightly and he always told me I was right on track! It just turns out I was on track with the wrong thing, haha.
Hairline fracture
By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 16:00
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This is the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I'm not sure how to make my comment show I'm the OP, but oh well. Basically we adopted a dog after thanksgiving and the shelter insisted they neuter him themselves before he could go home with us. Being one of the highest intake shelters in the state, I'm sure his surgery was a little rushed, and the results were not ideal. Speaking as a former vet tech, his incision placement was very odd and has caused a lot of problems for him. We've actually had to see the vet four times in the past week over it. Unfortunately this makes it even more important for us to prevent him from licking, which obviously has proven problematic to say the least. We've finally managed to keep an e-collar on him for more than a day... but it's probably only a matter of time. We love our new troublemaker tons regardless though.