By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00
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Broom time
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By Anonymous - 18/02/2017 06:00 - Australia - Frankston
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By Anonymous - 14/12/2015 03:23 - United States - Lancaster
Alarm
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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton
Let it all out
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
Be careful what you wish for…
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By fjsinedniend - 28/10/2015 01:52 - United States - Missoula
Money money money, must be funny
By Anonymous - 14/12/2016 12:06
By Iamfurios - 12/12/2016 18:43
Morning surprise
By Lindy - 10/02/2021 03:58 - United Kingdom
By a very mad sister - 11/12/2016 01:33 - United States - Pomona
Make up your mind
By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong
By cocacola999 - 05/10/2015 08:31 - United Kingdom
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By PhoenixChick - 24/05/2017 10:33
PhoenixChick tells us more.
OP here- the hilarious thing about them changing the job is that the new "Graphic Sales" job involved being the customer service desk for any customer having problems with their graphics files. There are two full time graphic designers, but they decided the gal who was hired to "make sure production is kept on track" is the one who should answer every single question regarding graphics and deisgn for all current and potential customers. To make things more fun, today I found out that the former owner of the company (and the current owner's dad) has serious age-related memory problems and forgets that he isn't stll the boss. He will show up and start yelling at you and telling you what to do and demanding things. Employees are told to placate him, and try to distraxt him as quickly as possible. But don't do anything to hurt his feelings.
Ambien nights
By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto
By WolfAvenge - 30/09/2015 06:49 - United States - Phoenix
WolfAvenge tells us more.
I did tell them before they ate it, I was handing over the plate to him as I told him what was in it. I would never give someone food without them knowing what was in it in case they were allergic; he just over reacted. I've never done drugs or was an issue child in the past so I'm not sure why he thought I put something else in them! Needless to say they loved the brownies once I convinced them it was just cinnamon.
By Anon - 29/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Grand Junction
By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary
By wandering_soul - 23/09/2015 18:44 - United States
wandering_soul tells us more.
OP here! Seeing how the background check was clear, I guess the year and a half she spent locked up in an asylum was sealed. She's genuinely psychotic, and it's not some bad breakup kind of hate. As for the job, she was denied based on the results of her MMPI(a psych evaluation test), which were not disclosed. When I applied, I hated that thing, but now I'm kinda glad we have to take it.
You're not my real mom
By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln
May the force live long and prosper
By stardad - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
By SadRetailWorker - 07/10/2016 20:08 - United States
SadRetailWorker tells us more.
I almost wish this is what it was, my job description is basically to ring up a customer selections and try to sell them our membership maybe helping people when they are close to the registers. All that gets done while still getting great customer reviews. I'm currently doing all that plus doing 75% of the work the unfilled position of head cashier is supposed to do.
Don't go
By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton
By JDCH_99 - 27/08/2015 15:36 - Canada - Toronto
JDCH_99 tells us more.
OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
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Hi, OP here. Great to see this published! A follow-up to what many pointed out - they did not actually ask me directly. Instead, they asked one of my friends "What's with her scar?". She already knew me during the accident and operation, so she said that it was an operation scar. However, the others started asking "Are you sure? Maybe it's a cover-up?" etc. The operation was less than a year ago, so I hope the scar will fade in time. I don't really care about their opinion, nor do I think that there would be anything shameful about a suicide scar - I rather thought this kind of stupidity was at least good for an FML. Let them think however they like.