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By PissedAtLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By PissedAtLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland
By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 15:53 - France
By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia
By heterolifepartner - 18/01/2010 06:03 - Australia
By blah - 19/01/2016 20:53 - United States - Frisco
By bells - 30/12/2009 06:08 - United States
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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon
By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton
By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco
By NCanalyst - 11/11/2009 20:28 - Norway
By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States
By SiaJoy - 07/07/2015 06:00 - United States - Augusta
OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.
By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane
By Wilf - 22/02/2013 15:48 - Australia - Perth
By Stevieebabyy - 11/09/2009 02:45 - United States
Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.
By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody
By coldasfire - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver
By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station
By Not A Pervert - 04/11/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Peterborough
By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States
By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03
By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53
By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom
By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff
By geeshock1987 - 15/04/2013 05:58 - United States - San Francisco
By That Person - 14/09/2016 00:11 - Australia - Coolbellup
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Turns out it was just hormones. As you can see, I am a girl, so that kinda set my sister off because she wants her son to look like a boy. Also, my sister and I looked very much alike when we were growing up, so that could be why my mother sees a resemblance in my nephew. Anyway, she said it was nothing against me she's just emotionally overwhelmed, but hey I got an FML and a laugh out of it! Thanks for the congrats, hope it made you all laugh too! (: