By Crash - 10/09/2014 20:15 - United States - Hicksville
The Top
Knackered and shattered
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Customers from Hell
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The long game
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Brain fart
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At least someone's happy…
By reckless182 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Knock first
By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By quickit - 05/12/2014 17:14 - United States - Rochester
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Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.
By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill
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OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.
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Make it so
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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.