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Yikes

By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML

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weepingangel_fml 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:54

They didn't call the cops on him?

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Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:57

**** the lease, gtf outa there!!

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kaycee1996 5

Monday 2 April 2012 16:02

Good luck : )

merrielp 13

Monday 11 June 2012 2:10

Background check BEFORE!!!!!

Mat2000_1 4

Saturday 5 April 2014 12:18

I guess that you're doing the dishes. Good luck!

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