Weird, Awkward and Work: Why would you do this? - FML

Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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bubbles1286 1

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Yeah, no kidding of course she was. Harassment lawsuit!!

justme21 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Well I think if she asked for help i dont think she wanted that kind of help

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turtles1321 0

Friday 25 June 2010 6:48

op ftw shut up haters awsome mistake :D

terranada 3

Saturday 25 September 2010 16:58

stupid loser

mrlawlor777 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 15:32

Please do not ever have kids.

Scottz 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:41

Hahaha your a dumbass

saltypirate 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 20:06

how was the supposed to know? she should have been more specific

hpdrew15 9

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:36

jackass

imsobad 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:43

sounds like something inwould do on purpose just to freak em out ;P

jmmycrackhorn 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:19

you r a idiot

KaylieBieber13 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:21

i wouldve screamed RAPE!!!!

kayev 3

Monday 3 October 2011 4:00

Hahaha good one

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