Weird, Awkward and Work: Why would you do this?

Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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By drano - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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By Mary - 16/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML

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bubbles1286 1

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Yeah, no kidding of course she was. Harassment lawsuit!!

justme21 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Well I think if she asked for help i dont think she wanted that kind of help

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justme21 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Well I think if she asked for help i dont think she wanted that kind of help

bubbles1286 1

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Yeah, no kidding of course she was. Harassment lawsuit!!

krty402 7

Friday 11 March 2011 3:54

LIKE A BOSS!

QTp13 10

Friday 25 December 2009 19:58

LOL :"D - wow, that was really stupid, but it made me laugh

YayAmerica 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:11

sexual harrassment... panda.

QTp13 10

Saturday 26 December 2009 18:17

WTF?? That is the most non sequitur I have ever heard. Please elaborate....

Alex_DeLarge 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:50

it's a south park episode. season 3, episode 6. go ahead, have a watch: southparkstudios.com

Kayokku 1

Friday 18 November 2011 13:19

71, you don't understand that reference? That makes me a saaad panda. :v

YouFailForLife 7

Friday 25 December 2009 19:58

OP you are my hero

lesab734 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:04

idiot

xCrackerx 3

Friday 25 December 2009 20:05

No good deed goes unpunished.

thebatboy 4

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:18

tru dat, man

skittles_fairy07 4

Wednesday 14 November 2012 18:04

I now have that song in my head. Thank you.

Klu_Klayu 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:05

Wow, and I thought I had seen it all

arabianhorse1234 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:07

why would you think she wanted you to pull up her pantyhose? perv

lyri10 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ravenscorne 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:09

well, duh, That was a completely idiotic thing to do.

kitties_fml 12

Friday 25 December 2009 20:23

...wtf is wrong with you?

Oz_Alice 0

Friday 25 December 2009 20:25

Aaah, just trying to be helpful? ^^; Maybe the tights falling down were bothering OP...

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