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What is happening to me?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2025 16:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, I was at my gynecologist's for my checkup and had this sudden urge to poop - but it was my turn, so I just went ahead to meet the doc. The doctor noticed that I wanted to poop and also informed all the orderlies that, "This patient wants to pass stool now." FML

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Yudith 25

Thursday 9 January 2025 18:44

Next time, just yell at the nurse calling you that you have to pass stool now. It will be easier for everybody.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 10 January 2025 0:21

It was a teaching moment.

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Yudith 25

Thursday 9 January 2025 18:44

Next time, just yell at the nurse calling you that you have to pass stool now. It will be easier for everybody.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 10 January 2025 0:21

It was a teaching moment.

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