Work, Alcohol and Students: Lazy sod

Lazy sod

By Anonymous - 09/01/2025 09:00 - Canada

Today, I emailed my professor to explain why I hadn't turned in the assignment I've been procrastinating doing, claiming I was sick. I attached a picture of my "medicine" for proof. I accidentally sent him a photo of tequila shots. FML

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You know, professors aren't dumb. Students, on the other hand....

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 9 January 2025 20:12

You know, professors aren't dumb. Students, on the other hand....

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 January 2025 4:02

There's no universe in which you don't deserve this.

Zebediabolical 40

Friday 25 July 2025 18:22

I'd probably give an extension just for the sheer audacity, from the profs point of view. :D

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