Miscellaneous, Embarrassing, Music and Neighbours: Voice of a generation - FML

Voice of a generation

By Stevie - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 29 September 2024 11:59

Do what makes you happy. If they keep being sarcastic, send them a playlist so they can join in the singing.

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 29 September 2024 11:59

Do what makes you happy. If they keep being sarcastic, send them a playlist so they can join in the singing.

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