Singing, Neighbours, Noise and Cops: No more yodelling

No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Sunday 5 March 2023 0:46

Better than the cops coming for disturbing the peace.

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If you're planning on quitting your day job to pursue your "music," you would be in trouble.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 5 March 2023 0:46

Better than the cops coming for disturbing the peace.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 March 2023 18:03

If you're planning on quitting your day job to pursue your "music," you would be in trouble.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 March 2023 6:16

How loud/bad were you singing that your neighbor heard it AND thought you were in trouble? Unless this is an apartment, but still, dang!

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