Love: Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee.... - FML

By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Nickb55 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

ipman737 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

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flashback_fml 14

Wednesday 5 March 2014 0:03

Lol already thinking about the bed, you seriously probably blew his mind though

FMLworthy5000 21

Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:41

Legendary

LeahSkye 1

Wednesday 5 March 2014 4:59

That's awesome! ;)

ZodiacalComa7 11

Wednesday 5 March 2014 5:01

Screw it, do better than a Wal-Mart employee.

squideth 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 0:47

What, like a self-superior douchebag like you?

psycheiris13 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:55

Where do you find your pick up lines OP? Couldn't you just start with hello? But I don't blame you for being nervous and better luck next time ;)

Red_Ninja_20 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 8:27

This is what happens when a Tumblr user tries to ask someone out.

ahsanmasood 4

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:07

*hugs* its ok :), happens to the best of us :)

JamaicanJenny_ 1

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:10

Hahaha funnyy

megcarpy 19

Thursday 6 March 2014 2:07

I feel you!

Ashter 20

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:51

That is priceless. Did you go back?

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