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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Nickb55 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

ipman737 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 12:23

Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

Comments

thelittlemissy 29

Tuesday 4 March 2014 19:06

I hope he reads this. Maybe he tought you were cute.

arre2006 19

Tuesday 4 March 2014 19:31

sounds like that "ask her the time" scene in superbad

Babbit 6

Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:01

and he still didn't get the hint?

molliciousj 19

Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:40

This is hilarious and cute. I think if you would have stuck around you may have had a chance!

miss_jules 11

Tuesday 4 March 2014 21:00

And you called him 'sir' besides the rest? Haha! Awkward, but don't feel bad. Everyone has done/said at least one embarrassing thing in their lives :)