Kids: Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons...

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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Kog_Hiro 17

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:06

Well, at least they are looking out for you. Ya got some thoughtful kids there.

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:04

Kids; gotta love 'em.

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dimplesimone 8

Monday 30 July 2012 16:11

Well, were you on your period?

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:35

Maybe you should be nicer.

TisButAScratch 10

Saturday 2 April 2016 21:25

Well, is it?

J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 19:40

At least they are concerned for you....

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