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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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By DumbFish - 05/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

yeaforreal 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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SkyrimN00B 4

Friday 4 March 2016 5:05

why is this an FML?

chosha_fml 26

Friday 4 March 2016 5:09

F that guy's life, because that much therapy is going to be expensive!

sammysoomba 3

Friday 4 March 2016 5:12

Why's this an FML? That's awesome lol. Should be a AYL. Appreciate your life lol

fullerkate3 17

Friday 4 March 2016 5:17

That's so amazing lol

WAKingUP91 11

Friday 4 March 2016 5:47

sooooooo what's the problem? how's that even an FML?

paravoz 30

Friday 4 March 2016 8:01

I don't get it. How is this an fml?

jalenthesamoan 13

Friday 4 March 2016 15:18

I would've just eaten more

hman1025 17

Friday 4 March 2016 15:52

That guy's got a pretty good sense of humor. Take it lightly, op!

KayleeFrye 39

Saturday 5 March 2016 6:17

How does that FYL? How did this get approved? "Today, a customer made a joke. FML." More like WTF?

Selene6996 12

Saturday 5 March 2016 13:07

Omg I would of laughed my ass off at that and I keep 3 fish tanks and love my fish more then people at times lol...

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