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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Salem

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

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By Peel - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By DumbFish - 05/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

yeaforreal 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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allforfun 23

Thursday 3 March 2016 19:04

Omg how funny. That's something I will have to use next time I go

GabbyPLluch88 13

Thursday 3 March 2016 19:35

that's comic ....

annoyedperson 25

Thursday 3 March 2016 19:40

Was this man an old man or a man with kids trying to impress them

LovellaCarter 3

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:01

honestly how is this bad? I would have laughed and played along.

HylianBadger 21

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:19

LOL! I like this guy.

DevilsShadow 5

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:43

that's not a fml, that's just funny.

Capnspark 3

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:53

kinda stupid, but funny lol

Krijger 5

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:43

Sounds like you need to get laid and loosen up

MrHappyNiceGuy 6

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:53

that was awesome.

nattlecakes 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:59

This sounds just like something my dad would say Hahahah

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