Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Damn, wish I could do that.

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

um.....well done?

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Lludes 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:48

This exact same one was on here earlier.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:52

McDonalds doesn't sound like a good place to learn that.

nickdaniels 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:10

He's lovin it!

cleonard 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:18

what r u? 10?

SillyPumpkins 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:22

That's gotta suck

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:32

That's what their food will do to ya

camster8393 1

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:45

That sounds dangerous...

gleeklove 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:46

Maybe you should see a doctor about that...

brokenpromisespr 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:58

It's a sign!

phantom55_fml 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:59

did you eat Taco Bell before you went to McDonalds?you know think outside the bun..or your case buns

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