Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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hiscrazygurl1 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:26

all I can say is ewwwww!

SonjaJay 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:50

That is extremely screwed up

sunny0718_fml 0

Monday 22 August 2011 12:42

lol priceless

itswhateveridk 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 3:36

Oedipus complex

touchmyboobs 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:20

****** ur mom??? Wow... Ur a sick prick

coreysmith 0

Friday 2 September 2011 19:24

Ive never known anyone who wanted to have sex with their mom. Have fun

o_x_X_O 8

Monday 31 October 2011 2:15

What's her name?

merrygrace 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:36

Actually it's more of a northerner thing

danielwilliams57 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:10

That's wierd! How did it work out?

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:32

You been practicing on her?

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